thefoodeater
thefoodeater
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Born: December 27, 2010
Pronouns: he/him
Hobbies: Puzzle-solving, Football, Drawing, Photo Editing, Collecting, Kandi, Songwriting
Other Names: Jar, Jarvis, Webby, Boykisser, uwuzer, catcat-catcat, The YonKaTourney Guy,
thefoodeater is a bisexual femboy, musician, and professional freakster. He is also believed to be the oldest person in the Ultimate GC. He is positively recieved in the GC for being very comedic. I think, I don't know. He is also dating kay, another member in the GC. He has an unusual amount of interest for SPAM and football, with his favorite team being the Miami Dolphins, and favorite player being De'Von Achane. He is also believed to have invented the Crosswordsearch, and NASCAR themed forklifts.
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Music Career
thefoodeater started delving into music in 2022, when he chose to do band at the start of middle school (weirdo). He chose the clarinet because that was the only one that he could play. (weirdo loser).
Influence on the GC
The most important thing he has done in The Ultimate GC is give nicknames to most of the members, notably including Radz, Dezzie Boy, and Katie.
Interest in Football
In late 2025, In Washington DC, thefoodeater saw a bunch of Detroit Lions fans, and wondered what he hell was going on. When he went back home, he decided to watch the game on FOX, it was week 11 and it ended up in a 44-22 score with Detroit winning. Even though he lived in the DMV area, he didn't root for the Commanders nor the Ravens, instead he chose the Miami Dolphins because of their undefeated 17 wins to 0 losses season in 1972 (Funny that they won their final game against Washington but that's besides the point). He slowly turned his life into being a Dolphins fan. This hyperfiation led him to start selling kandi in the beginning of 2026, with team logos and mottos on bracelets. thefoodeater talks about playing football for his high school JV team, as a kicker or runningback. He is now actively playing 5 football video games. (Madden 2000, Madden 25 (2013), Madden Mobile, NFL Pro Era, and Retro Bowl. He has stated that he would watch the UFL after the NFL postseason ends.
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Trivia
This is a list of trivia about thefoodeater
He is the biggest Weezer, Wheatus, and YonKaGor fan out of the GC.
He could be the most popular person from the GC.
He is the creator of this website, in writing the code, and having the idea for it.
Owning up to his name, he eats a whole pizza in one sitting on a regular basis, and can eat a whole bag of chips in less than an hour.
He's friends with more girls than boys, he has not gotten his cootie shots, and there are rumors about him having it.
He swears more online than in real life.
He mentions his "friend from Philly" occasionally, with some freaky ass actions she does. They are all true.
He was not the first person to call Katie Texan or Emo. Applefucker though, rah rah, he was the first person to do that.
In 8th grade, he decided to wear a tie for most days. It really wasn't that important, but it was what most people associate with him in middle school.
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